Hi, I'm a big fat load! I got this way by eating fast food all my life, so now I'm suing McDonalds. Are you kidding me? Fast food isn't good for you?
Wow, if I had known that I would have cut it down to twice a day.
The next thing you know, alcoholics will be suing Seagram's because there's not a warning label that reads " WARNING! Drinking our whiskey all day, everyday may be detrimental to your liver, life, job, family, etc".