I just bought some tickets to a raffle to benefit PAWS, People for Animal Welfare Society. I bought them, but I have to say, I was a little miffed. Cats and dogs seem to have it pretty easy, considering. So why do they need to go on welfare? I work all day and these lazy bastards...or bitches... as it may be, lounge around right in front of me. Sometimes I have to step over them. You want something extra, get a job!