Of all the things in the world that are hard to do, like getting to work on time, I think the hardest thing you will ever have to do it try to throw away a trash barrel. I've been trying to throw away an old one for months. The trash guys keep putting it back on the sidewalk. I wrote on the side of it "Trash", but I think they looked at it and said "No shit, what else would you put in here". So I left a note on it "This is Trash". I think I just pissed them off. They thought I was making fun of their job. They yelled at my house "We know its trash, we're garbage men. Let us have our dignity!" I might leave a letter saying "Please throw this away", but I'm afraid they'll light my house on fire.