Well, Labor Day is upon us once again. A nice long weekend for us all.Except for maternity nurses. Monday will be their busiest day of the year.Get it?!
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Damn, I'm funny
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- I'm funny.
I know it, you know it, everyone knows it, so why deny it anymore.
Random Thoughts began with me sending some ramblings to my friend Bob for his website (www.campzine.com).
Then I found that I had a lot of this nonsense floating around in my head and kept on writing and sending it to him.
I figured Bob would get tired of me sending his stuff so I started my own.
This turned out to be a good thing because he had long since been ignoring me.
If you can figure out a way I can make money off of this, let me know and I'll cut you in.
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