The online dating scene is a dark, frightening abyss. A friend of mine joined an online dating service. He contacted a few chicks, but one stuck out.
Her picture was spectacular, so he emailed her.
She replied with what I can only be describe as random, erratic thoughts.
She also included a link to her own "page".
That page, ladies and gentlemen, was a porn site. I hope they'll be happy together.
Maybe I can find one like her. Sigh.