New TV show idea

Check this out! It just came to me. An idea for a new TV show. You know how there are all these myths out there that we all think are true or stuff we see on TV and wonder if it would really work?
What if we make a show where we de-bunk all of those myths? Think about it. It would be huge. We can get a few guys and set up the myths and see if they'll hold water.
I figure we can call it Myth-Debunkers. I bet Discovery Channel would love it.
Finally, an idea that will work.
I've invested my life savings into video and production equipment. And I'm moving to California so I can work year 'round.
Awesome. See you on the flip side.

Etiquette for men in a public bathroom.

Men, here's how to act in a public bathroom. In case you haven't figured it out, nobody wants to talk to you when they're taking a leak. I'll take you step by step to help you avoid being "That guy".

1. When entering a men's room, you can talk to your buddy right up until you get through the door. After that, all communication must come to an abrupt stop. End it...right then. DO NOT follow your friend to the urinal to finish the conversation. It's weird and the guy next at the urinal next to your friend won't like it. He and your friend will probably get stage fright.
2. When standing at the ready, you are allowed to unzip your fly and undo your belt and open the front of your pants. DO NOT drop your pants! The back of your pants should look like they're still zipped. Why? Nobody wants to see it.
3. Look down or up. That's it. Don't look side to side. With any luck, they'll have either a TV or a newpaper page. Don't read the other guys page. You'll be accused of being gay. Harsh, I know, but that's the way it is.
4. DO NOT speak to your neighbor, no matter if you know him or not.
5. Please don't overshake. It makes us uncomforable. Above all, don't lean or step back to shake. Incidental eye contact down there has caused a lot of trauma in the past.
6. Make your way to the sink. Only then can conversation begin again. You've reached the safe zone. Enjoy it. Revel in it.

Following these simples steps can help you avoid unwanted ass-kickings.

"How to attract women with low values"

Sometimes when I'm out on the town, I pretend to have a unique, sometimes ridiculous job.

I'll be chatting up some chick, being incredibly charming as usual, and they'll ask what I do for a living.

"I'm a Pornographer", I'll say, while batting my eyelids.

Then they'll say, "Did you say Pornographer?"

Me: "Did I"?

Hot Chick: "Yes, you said you were a pornographer"

Me: "That's weird, because I really meant to say pornographer"

It goes on for hours until she finally has had enough and sleeps with me.

Spanish is funny.

Did you know that the Spanish word for pool is PISCINA?
It's pronounced PISS-EENA.
I know! It's hysterical.

Stupid liquor laws

Have you ever had 2 half empty bottles of liquore and poured one bottle into the other, thus creating one full bottle or some other fraction of a bottle?

That's called marrying the liquor bottles and in Massachusetts bars, it's illegal for some reason.

Unless of course, those bottles are gay.