I find it disturbing that even though I have two young nieces and a nephew, I've never been asked to baby-sit any of them.

I assume it's because I'm a single guy, but to be honest with you, I don't think it would be very difficult.

None of my siblings had any idea how to raise a child until they had one either and I'm convinced that they still don't.

Sure, I'll have to baby proof my place a little bit, but I'm willing. I'll probably have to shut down the flame-thrower obstacle course and the showering fountain o' glass, but that's no problem.

I've got plenty of games and activities planned, too. Games like "Mystery Knife", "What's in THIS Bottle?" and "Fork in the toaster".