Today the cable company changed the channel lineup.
How do I know? Comedy Central had become VH-1."Hmmm....How Odd.", I thought, figuring the Paula Abdul documentary HAD to be a Saturday Night Live skit.
When it failed to become even remotely funny, I changed the channel thinking,"SNL should get some new writers".
So I flipped to TBS, the Law & Order channel. There was one of those Trading Places shows on. "Well.....now THIS is unsettling."
On and On this went until I found myself curled up in a fetal position next to the couch, crying "Mommy, Mommy, why is the TV hurting me?"
That's when I found the new lineup card they had sent 2 months ago.