Well, kids, I just returned from a splendid snowboarding trip to Canada and I bring some disturbing news. The Canadians look exactly like us.
They look so much like us that there could be Canadians in our country as we speak, living among us, plotting.
Plotting what, I'm not sure but brrrrr....The thought of it sends chills down my spine.

Canada: Pros and Cons
Pros:

• Free healthcare
• Free luggage carts at the airport

Cons:

• Too many Canadians
• Expensive beer. $47 for a 30 pack. I almost thought about not drinking any. Almost.
• That weird lady at the gift shop. You know, the one whose left eye would slowly open and close while she spoke. Quite odd, don't you think?