I had a great idea today. I could buy a 900 number and kill two birds with one stone. I could combine a weather info line and a phone sex line. Think about it...

Phone sex/weather lady: Thank you for calling. What's your name?
Anonymous caller: Mike... I mean Paul.
Phone sex/weather lady: Well Paul, what are you wearing?
Paul: Just my underwear. And I'm touching myself.
Phone sex/weather lady: Well, Paul, you better put on a parka, because it's going to be cold and windy in Haverhill for the next few days.

I'm pretty sure I hit pay dirt with this one.