How to lose an argument

I'm not very good at arguing. Mostly because I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

When I do argue and it comes down to insults, which it normally does, I still try to be polite.

Once, when arguing with Audra, I had to get the last word in and the best I could come up with was something like:

"Whatever! Your feet don't even stink. Who the hell has feet that don't stink? My god, smell mine! They're awful. Now that's some stinky feet. I'm outta here, stinkless"

I got the last word in, made my point and didn't make anyone feel bad.

Didn't think fast enough

You ever start saying something and just as its coming out, you wish you could take it back?

I was at CVS with Audra (because you know I know how to show a girl a good time). We were buying vitamins so I picked up a bottle of "One a Day" brand.

Before I knew it, I started saying (notice I said "started") "How often do I take these?"

I think she heard me, but let it go. So sweet