Random Thoughts of...Wisdom?
Sunday, April 22, 2007
I have an idea for a new reality show. It's called "My Mother's House" The rules will be simple. Just one. Last one to move out wins. Sounds easy, right? Just try to beat my younger twin brothers(Age 27), They are good at this one.
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