Well, TV has taught me yet another life lesson. If you want to have a hot looking kid, just in-breed.
After watching Anna Nicole Smith Revealed, I believe that's exactly what happened. Her family is a bunch of toothless, rednecks with horrible grammar. They are either really skinny or really, really fat.
When I say toothless, I'm serious. I don't know where their teeth went, but they're not where they should be. There is a reason that she changed her name from Vicky something to Anna Nicole.

So let's recap. If you want a really beautiful daughter who will be a stripper, pose in Playboy, make a video of her playing with herself, marry an 80 year old billionaire who's on the brink of death, then get really, really fat and dumb after he dies, get a TV show which magnifies her immense girth and stupidity and THEN will get thin and hot again, but will stay dumb, I would suggest swimming in your own gene pool. It's weird and risky, but that's the price you pay for fame, I guess.