Beer slang...

I was around some people tonight that I would say weren't exactly party animals like myself. Or myself at a younger age (maybe two months ago or something).

These were a bunch of people who probably havent ripped it up a lot in their life and therefore, they've probably become very successful and have at least several brain cells left.

You can tell a non-party animal who is trying to pass himself off as one by just listening to the way they speak and try to use hip, slang venacular.

If you hear someone say "Yo! I put the brewskis in the cooler. I had a few brewskis already, but I bought some more brewskis on the way here", chances are that he probably hasn't ever had more than a six pack in his life.

Saying "Brewski" once is a dead giveaway, but three times in a sentence is just not good. Not good at all.

Dear Lottery...

Dear Lottery,
My numbers don't seem to be coming out at all. Could you check on that and get back to me?

Thanks,
Mike

Who is it?

I have two other beings that live in my house.

One is my lovely Audra and the other is our wicked boss cat, Conway.

When I come home, I will usually rub both of their bellies for awhile.

One of them enjoys it and purrs a lot. The other finds it annoying, intrusive and somewhat demeaning.