I want to get on Jerry Springer!
Since I'm not a transvestite, don’t live in a trailer park, or a Grand Wizard for the KKK, I think the only way to get on is to get fat. Really fat.
Cant leave the bedroom fat.
Take down a wall to remove me from the house fat.
Once I'm on the show, I'm sure I'll be able to lose the weight quickly.
Or I could pretend I'm a teen gone wild and go to that boot camp they have. Whatever.