I like to try new things, lots of new things.
So, to that end, I've decided to take up smoking.
I'm going to take it slow though. I've purchased some of that nicotine gum and later, I think I'll get on the patch. It wont be long before I'm up to a pack and a half a day.
My ultimate goal is to have a nasty hacking cough that seems to be missing from my day.
If it works, I'll package it into a system and sell it on late night TV.
Then I'll start working on a similar idea related to alcohol.
I'll be the Ron Popeil of bad habits.