It's amazing what people will do to be on TV.

I was watching a show on the Discovery Channel about people who are in the witness protection program.
Now, it seems to me that if I was in the 'Program' (That's what those of us in the know call it), I'd do my very, very best to keep it a secret. Chances are that I'm not in this program for doing something very nice to some even nicer people.

Here are some other shows I'll expect to see shortly

• Serial killers who got away with it. See where they are now.
• My house, My Methadone Lab
• Cheating the IRS is easier than you think. Look how it's done