Wednesday, April 25, 2007

All I have to say is. .."God Bless You, Mountain Dew!". Without you, I'd have to face the horrors of my hangovers alone.
While not technically a cure, you provide a few minutes of accelerated heartbeat bliss, making me feel JUST a little less like throwing up.
So I raise a 20 oz. bottle to you, and to Pepsi, from which you sprang. Keep pumping it out, for I DO NOT want to stop drinking.

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