Well, now gays can marry in Massachusetts.
Great news for them, but at first I thought they said that Gay marriages were required, which made me pay attention. "Great", I thought. "Now I have to find a gay to marry."
Luckily I listened a bit more and found that they were just merely allowed , not required.

Whew! How can we go a step further? People should be allowed to marry themselves.
I think Id make a good partner for myself. Think about it--I've known me forever, I'm my own best friend and I think I'm spectacular looking. Not to mention that the sex is top notch.

No need to worry about domestic violence, because even if I did get in a fight with Me, I certainly wouldn't hit Me.
Even if I did, I probably wouldn't press charges. Neither one of me wants to spend a night in jail.