I got one of those Swifters the other day. You know the revolutionary cleaning rag.
Man, this thing is great. Now all I do is "swift" this baby around and it cleans the house.

If it doesn't pick something up, I don't worry. I just leave it.

I mean if something like a rotten apple core posed a threat, the people over at Swifter would have developed the thing to retrieve it, right?

After all, who cares more about my housecleaning than some anonymous electrostatic engineers?