Again with the child molesting priests!

We all know what would stop this madness...Let the Priests fornicate! But, since Catholics would never go for something that radical, I've come up with a simpler solution. Give Priests special Bibles. They're old, they won't know. You could put in special subliminal messages.

Watch:
Book of Genesis.
1] In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
[2] The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
[3] And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. Then God said "Don't molest children. And there were no children molested"

That last part could be in subliminal ink, whatever that is. Do I have to think of everything?