Davey's Song

A song that I wrote, but imagined was written by Stacy and given to me to sing to Dave.

Recorded on my laptop so give me a break.

Will Chris Drop His Pants?

A lovely little ditty about a friend and his unusual late night habit.

Potvin's song

A song about my friend Eric and his Craig's list compulsion, which I think is now under control.

How to lose an argument

I'm not very good at arguing. Mostly because I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

When I do argue and it comes down to insults, which it normally does, I still try to be polite.

Once, when arguing with Audra, I had to get the last word in and the best I could come up with was something like:

"Whatever! Your feet don't even stink. Who the hell has feet that don't stink? My god, smell mine! They're awful. Now that's some stinky feet. I'm outta here, stinkless"

I got the last word in, made my point and didn't make anyone feel bad.

Didn't think fast enough

You ever start saying something and just as its coming out, you wish you could take it back?

I was at CVS with Audra (because you know I know how to show a girl a good time). We were buying vitamins so I picked up a bottle of "One a Day" brand.

Before I knew it, I started saying (notice I said "started") "How often do I take these?"

I think she heard me, but let it go. So sweet

So, I used to design kitchens for a living, right? In doing this, we work with a lot of kitchen islands and peninsulas that people will eventually sit at. This has caused a situation that I can no longer ignore.
When figuring a countertop overhang for people to sit at, we generally like to have 12" of legroom. However, space constraints sometimes require that we shrink that space a bit.
So I'll tell my customers, mostly women, that while 12" is ideal, we can do 10" or even 8". That's when it happens.
"Show me what 10 inches looks like"
Sigh.
One of these days...

Why didn't I ever think of this before?

I think I'm going to start eating breakfast before I go to be at night. I think it will save me time in the morning.