How to lose an argument

I'm not very good at arguing. Mostly because I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

When I do argue and it comes down to insults, which it normally does, I still try to be polite.

Once, when arguing with Audra, I had to get the last word in and the best I could come up with was something like:

"Whatever! Your feet don't even stink. Who the hell has feet that don't stink? My god, smell mine! They're awful. Now that's some stinky feet. I'm outta here, stinkless"

I got the last word in, made my point and didn't make anyone feel bad.