I’ve always thought that anything over six feet tall is a waste, so that’s really why I decided to stop growing once I reached 5' 10"
My fiance' is a few inches taller than me, but I'm ok with it because I'm a confident guy.
Plus, there's nothing I can do about it AND she's pretty hot.
She's also a bit younger than me, which again, is kinda cool.
The only thing that’s going to suck is when I’m older and I start shrinking. We’re gonna look ridiculous with her towering over my wrinkled, imploding body.
My only hope is that she gets a nasty case of scoliosis. You know… curvature of the spine where old ladies hunch over?
That way, even though she’ll technically be taller than me, nobody will really notice.
Unless they lay her on her stomach and jump on her back to straighten her out.
Even then, I certainly wouldn’t lay down next to her so they could measure.
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- I'm funny.
I know it, you know it, everyone knows it, so why deny it anymore.
Random Thoughts began with me sending some ramblings to my friend Bob for his website (www.campzine.com).
Then I found that I had a lot of this nonsense floating around in my head and kept on writing and sending it to him.
I figured Bob would get tired of me sending his stuff so I started my own.
This turned out to be a good thing because he had long since been ignoring me.
If you can figure out a way I can make money off of this, let me know and I'll cut you in.
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