Nursery Rhymes For The Psychotic

Sung to the tune of "Hush little Baby" (Mockingbird song)

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird

And if that mockingbird won't sing
Daddy's gonna squash it with the heel of his shoe.

And if the heel of his shoe won't work
Daddy will probably just crush it with a brick.

Irony

Do you find it weird that sometimes people who are in top physical condition, like marathon runners, end up dying of heart attacks.

I did too, but then realized, Hey, maybe its the heart saying, "No way!, We are NOT running another 26 miles! You just bought a new car for Christ's Sake. Use it"

"Oh Really? Still going, huh? Not today, buddy"

Bam. Gone.

My memory is weird

Why is it that I can't remember one online password (the one for the blog is saved and it logs in automatically), but I still remember the combination to a 15 year old padlock that I barely....Kitty, get off the keyboard.... use?