My crazy week of March 10th-16th

What a week.

Sunday night, I must have had 2 packages of popcorn by myself during the Simpsons. I know! I couldn't believe it either.

Monday-Thursday- TV and self loathing. Some very bad guitar playing each night. I figure in 3 years, I'll be able to actually tune my guitar by ear. Is that even possible? I doubt it. Rich says he knows how, but how do we know? He could be saying it's tuned and we have to believe him.

Friday- Went to see 10,000 BC with Audra. If you've seen the trailer, I can tell you that this movie isn't even close to what you expect it to be. It turned out to be a love story! My god! They showed the sabre tooth tiger a lot in the preview, but that was about all for him. He was on screen for about 30 seconds and you could tell his heart wasn't into it at all. Talk about phoning in a performance. Worst of all...Dinosaur count = 0.

I don't know if dinosaurs were around in 10,000 BC, and maybe they wanted to be historically accurate, but I'm also pretty sure that woolly mammoths and horses with finely crafted leather saddles didn't co-exist either.

Also, no lezzie scenes.

Saturday- Work and then Karaoke at Fantasy Island Restaurant in Salem. Perhaps the tackiest Chinese Restaurant around, even by Chinese Restaurant standards. If you like karaoke, you don't have a lot of options since they only have it Thursday-Sunday. Other than that, you're out of luck. Audra's sister met a boy there. I drank beer.

Sunday- Hangover and lots of good intentions that failed miserably. Learned how to play guitar while laying down with a comforter on me. I tried to build a display case for our non-existent Makusue apparel but then lost interest when lunch time came around and Taco Bell caught my eye.

Taco Bell is like a big giant shiny object buried in the sand to me. I might be completely enthralled by something and be devoting my full attention to it but all of a sudden I see the Taco Bell sign and drop everything and magically start heading towards it as if I'm in a trance.

Did you know that the spicy food helps hangovers? I heard it once from a friend of mine who isn't actually a doctor, but he does play one at parties.