Saturday, December 20, 2008

Short lived ecstasy

Have you ever had a job that you didn’t like and found out that the company was closing or something and you were relieved because you could make a change and not feel guilty?



I had a job once and the company was going to be sold. “Excellent” I thought. I can finally get outta here.


Then the new CEO came in and informed everyone that nobody would be fired when they took over.


"Wow", I said. "Are you sure? What if I’ve been stealing or something? I really think I've been stealing a lot of things for a long time. Definitely. I've been stealing.

And drinking on the job. I do that a lot"

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