Saturday, December 20, 2008

Gals, help us out.

Ladies… I you love your man, PLEASE don’t EVER start a sentence with the words “I need to tell you something!”

Even if its something good, like "Hey baby, I just baked 450 cookies for you and didn't burn one of them"

OR

"I finally decided that you're right, a threesome really would be good for our relationship"

DO NOT start with "I need to tell you something" because, I'll tell you... even before that sentence is out of your mouth, we've already thrown your stuff out the window.

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