OFF! Spray

What the hell is going on here? I saw a can of Off! for Kids.
It's some kind of spray and on the can it says it protects kids from Incest.
Has it become that big of a problem that we need a spray to ward of these freaks?
We should probably just spray large areas at a time like we do with mosquitos and other insects....
Oh, wait.
Insects. I read it too fast. That makes much more sense.
Forget I said anything.

Evenings with friends

When you're in a relationship, its' always good to have some time apart. Whenever guys are with someone, they should always have nights with their friends and the girlfriends should have night with her. Problem is...some guys like to have nights with her girlfriends too. Then it gets sketchy