Sometimes when I'm out on the town, I pretend to have a unique, sometimes ridiculous job.
I'll be chatting up some chick, being incredibly charming as usual, and they'll ask what I do for a living.
"I'm a Pornographer", I'll say, while batting my eyelids.
Then they'll say, "Did you say Pornographer?"
Me: "Did I"?
Hot Chick: "Yes, you said you were a pornographer"
Me: "That's weird, because I really meant to say pornographer"
It goes on for hours until she finally has had enough and sleeps with me.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
"How to attract women with low values"
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