Sometimes when I'm out on the town, I pretend to have a unique, sometimes ridiculous job.
I'll be chatting up some chick, being incredibly charming as usual, and they'll ask what I do for a living.
"I'm a Pornographer", I'll say, while batting my eyelids.
Then they'll say, "Did you say Pornographer?"
Me: "Did I"?
Hot Chick: "Yes, you said you were a pornographer"
Me: "That's weird, because I really meant to say pornographer"
It goes on for hours until she finally has had enough and sleeps with me.
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