"How to attract women with low values"

Sometimes when I'm out on the town, I pretend to have a unique, sometimes ridiculous job.

I'll be chatting up some chick, being incredibly charming as usual, and they'll ask what I do for a living.

"I'm a Pornographer", I'll say, while batting my eyelids.

Then they'll say, "Did you say Pornographer?"

Me: "Did I"?

Hot Chick: "Yes, you said you were a pornographer"

Me: "That's weird, because I really meant to say pornographer"

It goes on for hours until she finally has had enough and sleeps with me.